Odd title. Yes, I know. As usual with my posts...they start out having you thinking "this woman needs more sleep" and end with you saying "I was right, this woman needs more sleep". You
are right, on both counts. And I went to Walmart with both kids yesterday...so I have a good excuse.
Yesterday I was doing my mom's grocery shopping...which I usually do about once a week. My sister has been sick with a unidentified virus *No thank you very much* so I didn't leave the kids with her as I usually do on such trips. We were doing pretty well aside from Merrick having a few fist fights with groceries taking up too much space, and Tirzah repeatedly getting her chubby little legs caught in the cart bars.

About half way through Merrick started to get bored. He tried to help me load items into the cart, which is thoughtful, but I didn't really want 99% of what he put in. He was efficient, however, when asked to put things back. *Such as the tomato he hurled across produce...which by the grace of God actually landed
in the tomato bin. Twice. That's the problem with laughing at your kids...they repeat what you laughed at. Hey, I
really tried not to laugh when he threw that tomato.*

Merrick also did a great job of fending off any shoppers, or possible muggers, with the bottle of Resolve. People minding their own business would walk by the cart and he would menacingly say "I
SPRAY you." A few snickered, a few looked confused, a few looked at me like "Honey...you'll
probably make it out of the terrible two's alive."
After I took his weapon from him. I got a phone call from my mom. I had to park at the end of an aisle for a second since the cart weighs 487 lbs and I cannot push it and put Merrick back in it with one arm. *This is where Charlton Heston made his appearance, hence the title.* Merrick stands at the end of the cart and spreads his arms...kinda like Mr. Heston here:

...and yells "PEOPLE....STOP!" Thankfully...people laughed but
kept on walking. We did make it out without many more incidents, and thankfully before "Moses" had a chance to send a plague on the meat department or anyone's first born.