Exhibits A & B

Typically, you hear lots of moms saying things like, "I need a vacation". This is true. Moms need vacations. Even if it's a 2 minute all expense paid trip for one to the bathroom...we need a vacation. Most of us wouldn't turn down a real vacation though...where you actually get to sleep and eat something besides that piece of sandwich your kid is trying to pitch in the trash.

I was thinking, at the end of last week, just how much I needed said vacation, when I heard a large crash while fixing breakfast in the kitchen with Jericho. The other two were supposed to be getting dressed. I mean, typically, when I get dressed, it doesn't sound like a bomb went off. But everyone's different I guess. I hurried into the other room to check, and found this:

Thankfully, no one was hurt. Except for two lamps which were pronounced dead at the scene and one stuffed bear who is expected to make a full recovery. But, as my title suggests, if anyone out there is listening, I submit exhibits A & B as evidence as to why I really, really, really need a vacation.